guidelines for cats
Posted by debbie on March 25th, 2007
This very funny guide can be found at James Huggins’ Refrigerator Door site. It gives advice to your favorite feline on how to train you while having fun at the same time. Some highlights:
Chairs and Rugs:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human’s bare foot.
Bathrooms:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything . . . just sit and stare.\
For more, go here.